You're The Only Wiener For My Bun Tee

The You're The Only Wiener For My Bun tee from Unethical Threads features a cartoon hot dog and bun hugging it out on your chest. It's the filthiest valentine you'll ever wear to brunch. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Couples who roast each other as a love language. This shirt is for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or a random Tuesday when you want your person to snort-laugh in public.

It's addressed directly to your partner (you're the only wiener), which hits different than those generic matching couple shirts floating around online. This one's exclusive. Romantic, even. In a hot dog kind of way. Works just as well solo if you're the type of person who enjoys wearing food-based innuendo.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume-aisle leftover
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (love comes in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the cartoon hug doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. If your partner has ever sent you a suggestive text involving food, this is their shirt.

It works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or "I saw this and thought of you" energy, which is the best kind of gift energy. The cartoon keeps it sweet enough to open in front of family. Probably.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the You're The Only Wiener For My Bun tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it stays looking good.

Is this a couples shirt?

It can be. It works great solo too. You don't need a matching bun to wear your heart on your chest.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Technically, yes. It's a cartoon hot dog hugging a bun. If someone finds that offensive, that's a them problem.