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You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee

You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee

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The You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee from Unethical Threads is a confession you wear on purpose. Flirty, vaguely incriminating, and printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. What exactly you were Googling is nobody's business but yours.

Who's this actually for?

Anyone who's ever fallen down a search rabbit hole because of someone else. Couples, situationships, that one friend who spent four hours researching something deeply specific and refuses to share.

This shirt works whether you're the searcher or the reason for the searching. It's a callout disguised as a compliment, which, honestly, is the best kind.

  • Heavyweight cotton that doesn't quit after one spin cycle
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we see you)
  • Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
  • DTG printing for color that actually survives your laundry habits
  • Available in black or white, depending on your current moral alignment

Does this work as a gift?

It's practically designed for it. The You're The Reason My Search History Is Weird Tee says "I've been thinking about you" without getting into the specifics of what, exactly, you were thinking.

Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's, or just a Tuesday where you want to make someone laugh and slightly uncomfortable at the same time.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.

Is this shirt good quality?

Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The graphic holds up through washes and the fabric doesn't thin out.

Can I wear this around family?

The shirt itself is PG. Whatever your search history actually contains is a separate issue entirely.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Not even close. It's flirty at worst. The only offensive thing here is whatever you've been looking up.

Does this come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your browser theme.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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