AAA You've Yeed Your Last Haw Tee

The You've Yeed Your Last Haw tee from Unethical Threads is a raccoon in a cowboy hat delivering the only threat that matters. Western humor for people who've never been on a horse but have very strong opinions about saloon doors.

Who actually wears this?

People who quote Tombstone at parties. People who unironically say "howdy."

If your entire personality is one chaotic raccoon away from a wanted poster, congratulations, you found your uniform. It pairs well with boots, but honestly, Crocs work too. Nobody wearing this shirt is worried about looking put-together.

• Heavyweight cotton that could survive a dust storm (or your washing machine, same energy)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because cowboys come in all sizes
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be too civilized for this raccoon
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your last relationship
• Pre-shrunk. It won't betray you after the first wash.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely.

It's the gift you give when a gift card feels lazy but you still want to be funny about it. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want someone to open a box and immediately say "what the hell." If they don't laugh, you now know something important about them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but it runs true.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is embedded directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworkers can handle a raccoon issuing cowboy threats, you're golden. If HR has feelings about graphic tees, maybe save it for the weekend.

What sizes do you carry?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.