Funny Retirement Shirts For Men

Discover Unethical Threads' funny retirement shirts for men collection featuring bold, unapologetically funny designs. Each piece combines quality materials with humor that actually lands. Shop funny retirement shirts for men with confidence - sizes S-4XL, fast shipping, 30-day guarantee.

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  • "Playful 'Tax Evasion Lobster' t-shirt featuring absurd humor, perfect for fans of quirky and attention-grabbing designs." "Playful 'Tax Evasion Lobster' t-shirt featuring absurd humor, perfect for fans of quirky and attention-grabbing designs." "Playful 'Tax Evasion Lobster' t-shirt featuring absurd humor, perfect for fans of quirky and attention-grabbing designs." "Playful 'Tax Evasion Lobster' t-shirt featuring absurd humor, perfect for fans of quirky and attention-grabbing designs." "Playful 'Tax Evasion Lobster' t-shirt featuring absurd humor, perfect for fans of quirky and attention-grabbing designs."

    AAA Tax Evasion Lobster Tee

    AAA Tax Evasion Lobster Tee

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Funny Relationship Meme' t-shirt, perfect for couples and meme lovers. Great for casual wear and gifts."

    AAA I'm A Slut For My Girlfriend Tee

    AAA I'm A Slut For My Girlfriend Tee

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “Mii Need A Beer” — a crazy mesh-back hat inspired by gaming humor and beer culture, perfect for parties, funny hat lovers, and hilarious sayings fans. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “Mii Need A Beer” — a crazy mesh-back hat inspired by gaming humor and beer culture, perfect for parties, funny hat lovers, and hilarious sayings fans. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “Mii Need A Beer” — a crazy mesh-back hat inspired by gaming humor and beer culture, perfect for parties, funny hat lovers, and hilarious sayings fans.

    Mii Need A Beer Hat

    Mii Need A Beer Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • "Funny 'Born To Slay Forced To Work' t-shirt featuring sassy humor and retro cartoon design. Perfect for fans of bold statements and vintage vibes." "Funny 'Born To Slay Forced To Work' t-shirt featuring sassy humor and retro cartoon design. Perfect for fans of bold statements and vintage vibes." "Funny 'Born To Slay Forced To Work' t-shirt featuring sassy humor and retro cartoon design. Perfect for fans of bold statements and vintage vibes." "Funny 'Born To Slay Forced To Work' t-shirt featuring sassy humor and retro cartoon design. Perfect for fans of bold statements and vintage vibes." "Funny 'Born To Slay Forced To Work' t-shirt featuring sassy humor and retro cartoon design. Perfect for fans of bold statements and vintage vibes."

    AAA Born To Slay Forced To Work Funny Retro Cartoon Vintage Cartoon Sassy Meme Tee

    AAA Born To Slay Forced To Work Funny Retro Cartoon Vintage Cartoon Sassy Meme Tee

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor." "Dark humor 'Live Love Laugh Lobotomy' t-shirt featuring a quirky twist on a popular saying, perfect for fans of sarcastic humor."

    AAA Live Love Laugh Lobotomy T Shirt

    AAA Live Love Laugh Lobotomy T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts. Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts. Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts. Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts. Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts. Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts. Funny "Doodlebob Fuck You" t shirt featuring Doodlebob holding up middle fingers. Perfect for fans of offensive humor, dark humor, and gag gifts. Great for those who love bold, edgy shirts.

    *NEW* Doodlebob F**k You Tee

    *NEW* Doodlebob F**k You Tee

    From $24.99 USD
    From $24.99 USD
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  • Funny fishing trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Master Baiter” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat perfect for fishermen who love dirty jokes, hilarious sayings, and funny hats for men with crazy outdoor humor. Funny fishing trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Master Baiter” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat perfect for fishermen who love dirty jokes, hilarious sayings, and funny hats for men with crazy outdoor humor.

    Master Baiter Hat

    Master Baiter Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts."

    AAA All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists T Shirt

    AAA All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers."

    AAA I Love Talking Shit T Shirt

    AAA I Love Talking Shit T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts. Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts. Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts. Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts. Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts. Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts. Funny "I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette" t shirt, perfect for fans of smoking humor and edgy statements. Great for casual wear and gag gifts.

    *NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette Tee

    *NEW* I Would Crawl Through Razors & Glass Cigarette Tee

    From $24.99 USD
    From $24.99 USD
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  • AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt

    AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt

    AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Inappropriate funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold white text reading “Free Mustache Rides” on a red foam front and mesh back — hilarious headwear for parties, bar crawls, or anyone who loves funny hat sayings. Inappropriate funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold white text reading “Free Mustache Rides” on a black foam front and mesh back — hilarious headwear for parties, bar crawls, or anyone who loves funny hat sayings.

    Free Mustache Rides Hat

    Free Mustache Rides Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days."

    AAA I Don't Want To Cook Anymore T Shirt

    AAA I Don't Want To Cook Anymore T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts. Funny "Still No Ho's" Santa shirt featuring a sad Santa with bold holiday humor. Perfect for casual wear, Christmas parties, and gag gifts.

    *NEW* Santa Still No Ho's Tee

    *NEW* Santa Still No Ho's Tee

    From $24.99 USD
    From $24.99 USD
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  • Funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy” — a hilarious and inappropriate hat with wild sayings, perfect for parties, edgy humor fans, and lovers of crazy funny hats for men. Funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy” — a hilarious and inappropriate hat with wild sayings, perfect for parties, edgy humor fans, and lovers of crazy funny hats for men. Funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy” — a hilarious and inappropriate hat with wild sayings, perfect for parties, edgy humor fans, and lovers of crazy funny hats for men. Funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy” — a hilarious and inappropriate hat with wild sayings, perfect for parties, edgy humor fans, and lovers of crazy funny hats for men.

    Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy Hat

    Gaslighting Is Not Real You're Just Crazy Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold orange text that says “Will Shake Ass For Tequila” — a crazy mesh-back hat with hilarious sayings, perfect for parties, tequila lovers, and fans of funny hats for men with wild humor. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold orange text that says “Will Shake Ass For Tequila” — a crazy mesh-back hat with hilarious sayings, perfect for parties, tequila lovers, and fans of funny hats for men with wild humor.

    Will Shake Ass For Tequila Hat

    Will Shake Ass For Tequila Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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    AAA Hold Your Horses Tee

    AAA Hold Your Horses Tee

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Funny 'I'm Just Here For The Pot' t-shirt featuring playful weed humor, perfect for fans of cannabis culture and witty designs." "Funny 'I'm Just Here For The Pot' t-shirt featuring playful weed humor, perfect for fans of cannabis culture and witty designs." "Funny 'I'm Just Here For The Pot' t-shirt featuring playful weed humor, perfect for fans of cannabis culture and witty designs." "Funny 'I'm Just Here For The Pot' t-shirt featuring playful weed humor, perfect for fans of cannabis culture and witty designs." "Funny 'I'm Just Here For The Pot' t-shirt featuring playful weed humor, perfect for fans of cannabis culture and witty designs."

    AAA I'm Just Here For The Pot T Shirt

    AAA I'm Just Here For The Pot T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Bold 'G Is For Gaslight' sweatshirt featuring dark humor and witty design, perfect for fans of edgy and provocative humor." "Bold 'G Is For Gaslight' sweatshirt featuring dark humor and witty design, perfect for fans of edgy and provocative humor." "Bold 'G Is For Gaslight' sweatshirt featuring dark humor and witty design, perfect for fans of edgy and provocative humor." "Bold 'G Is For Gaslight' sweatshirt featuring dark humor and witty design, perfect for fans of edgy and provocative humor." "Bold 'G Is For Gaslight' sweatshirt featuring dark humor and witty design, perfect for fans of edgy and provocative humor." "Bold 'G Is For Gaslight' sweatshirt featuring dark humor and witty design, perfect for fans of edgy and provocative humor."

    G Is For Gaslight Sweatshirt

    G Is For Gaslight Sweatshirt

    From $37.99 USD
    From $37.99 USD
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  • Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol” — a hilarious beer hat with mesh back, perfect for parties, bar crawls, and anyone who loves alcohol-themed humor and funny hats. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol” — a hilarious beer hat with mesh back, perfect for parties, bar crawls, and anyone who loves alcohol-themed humor and funny hats. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol” — a hilarious beer hat with mesh back, perfect for parties, bar crawls, and anyone who loves alcohol-themed humor and funny hats.

    I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Hat

    I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • "Relatable 'Worst Day Of Fishing' t-shirt, perfect for fishing lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. Great for casual wear and fishing trips." "Relatable 'Worst Day Of Fishing' t-shirt, perfect for fishing lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. Great for casual wear and fishing trips." "Relatable 'Worst Day Of Fishing' t-shirt, perfect for fishing lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. Great for casual wear and fishing trips." "Relatable 'Worst Day Of Fishing' t-shirt, perfect for fishing lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. Great for casual wear and fishing trips." "Relatable 'Worst Day Of Fishing' t-shirt, perfect for fishing lovers and outdoor enthusiasts. Great for casual wear and fishing trips."

    Worst Day Of Fishing T Shirt

    Worst Day Of Fishing T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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    AAA You've Yeed Your Last Haw Tee

    AAA You've Yeed Your Last Haw Tee

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny mesh trucker hat with bold white text that says “I Love Hating” — a hilarious hat for men featuring sarcastic humor, crazy energy, and top funny hat sayings perfect for everyday wear, parties, or gifting. Funny mesh trucker hat with bold white text that says “I Love Hating” — a hilarious hat for men featuring sarcastic humor, crazy energy, and top funny hat sayings perfect for everyday wear, parties, or gifting. Funny mesh trucker hat with bold white text that says “I Love Hating” — a hilarious hat for men featuring sarcastic humor, crazy energy, and top funny hat sayings perfect for everyday wear, parties, or gifting.

    I Love Hating Hat

    I Love Hating Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days."

    Sports Betting Sweatshirt

    Sports Betting Sweatshirt

    From $37.99 USD
    From $37.99 USD
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