Funny Shirts For New Dads

Shop Unethical Threads' funny shirts for new dads collection for designs that make people do a double-take. Our funny shirts for new dads bring the laughs without compromising on comfort or quality. Available in sizes S-4XL with hassle-free returns.

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  • "Cheeky 'I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery' t-shirt, perfect for humor lovers and fans of playful mischief. Ideal for casual wear and parties." "Cheeky 'I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery' t-shirt, perfect for humor lovers and fans of playful mischief. Ideal for casual wear and parties." "Cheeky 'I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery' t-shirt, perfect for humor lovers and fans of playful mischief. Ideal for casual wear and parties." "Cheeky 'I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery' t-shirt, perfect for humor lovers and fans of playful mischief. Ideal for casual wear and parties." "Cheeky 'I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery' t-shirt, perfect for humor lovers and fans of playful mischief. Ideal for casual wear and parties."

    AAA I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery T Shirt

    AAA I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny fishing trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Master Baiter” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat perfect for fishermen who love dirty jokes, hilarious sayings, and funny hats for men with crazy outdoor humor. Funny fishing trucker hat for men with bold text that says “Master Baiter” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat perfect for fishermen who love dirty jokes, hilarious sayings, and funny hats for men with crazy outdoor humor.

    Master Baiter Hat

    Master Baiter Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy. Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy. Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy. Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy. Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy. Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy. Vintage-style graphic featuring six depictions of Jesus Christ in sepia tones with humorous swagger, arranged symmetrically beneath bold arched text reading "JESUS HAS RIZZEN." The design is a Gen Z parody of the Easter phrase “He is Risen,” blending traditional Christian imagery with ironic meme aesthetics, divine drip, and playful resurrection energy.

    Jesus Has Rizzen Rizz Easter Tee

    Jesus Has Rizzen Rizz Easter Tee

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  • Funny inappropriate trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I’m A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend” — a crazy mesh-back hat with unhinged humor, perfect for pride events, parties, and fans of outrageous funny hat sayings.

    I'm A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend Hat

    I'm A Slut For My Little Gay Boyfriend Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
  • Inappropriate funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold white text reading “Free Mustache Rides” on a red foam front and mesh back — hilarious headwear for parties, bar crawls, or anyone who loves funny hat sayings. Inappropriate funny mesh trucker hat for men with bold white text reading “Free Mustache Rides” on a black foam front and mesh back — hilarious headwear for parties, bar crawls, or anyone who loves funny hat sayings.

    Free Mustache Rides Hat

    Free Mustache Rides Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy. Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy. Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy. Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy. Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy. Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy. Alt text: Meme-style graphic of a wooden humanoid character with exaggerated eyes holding a bat, surrounded by lightning and ghostly duplicates, with bold marquee text reading “TUNG TUNG” at the top and “TUNG SAHUR” at the bottom—radiating chaotic Gen Z, sahur-core energy.

    Tung Tung Tung Sahur Italian Brainrot Tee

    Tung Tung Tung Sahur Italian Brainrot Tee

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  • "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Provocative 'All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists' t-shirt, perfect for fans of dark humor and bold statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts."

    AAA All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists T Shirt

    AAA All My Friends Are On Federal Watchlists T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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    AAA Hold Your Horses Tee

    AAA Hold Your Horses Tee

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Playful 'Favorite Combo' t-shirt, perfect for fans of clever wordplay and cheeky humor. Ideal for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Favorite Combo' t-shirt, perfect for fans of clever wordplay and cheeky humor. Ideal for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Favorite Combo' t-shirt, perfect for fans of clever wordplay and cheeky humor. Ideal for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Favorite Combo' t-shirt, perfect for fans of clever wordplay and cheeky humor. Ideal for casual wear and gifts." "Playful 'Favorite Combo' t-shirt, perfect for fans of clever wordplay and cheeky humor. Ideal for casual wear and gifts."

    AAA Favorite Combo T Shirt

    AAA Favorite Combo T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days." "Witty 'I Don’t Want To Cook Anymore' t-shirt, perfect for fans of relatable humor and everyday struggles. Ideal for casual wear and lazy days."

    AAA I Don't Want To Cook Anymore T Shirt

    AAA I Don't Want To Cook Anymore T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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    AAA Save The Environment Eat Plastic T Shirt

    AAA Save The Environment Eat Plastic T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Playful 'I Poop A Lot' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bathroom humor and quirky statements. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts."

    AAA I Poop A Lot T Shirt

    AAA I Poop A Lot T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Cheeky 'Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bold humor and playful confidence. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Cheeky 'Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bold humor and playful confidence. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Cheeky 'Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bold humor and playful confidence. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Cheeky 'Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bold humor and playful confidence. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts." "Cheeky 'Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models' t-shirt, perfect for fans of bold humor and playful confidence. Ideal for casual wear and fun gifts."

    AAA Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models T Shirt

    AAA Sorry Ladies I Only Hang With Models T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt

    AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt

    AAA It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold orange text that says “Will Shake Ass For Tequila” — a crazy mesh-back hat with hilarious sayings, perfect for parties, tequila lovers, and fans of funny hats for men with wild humor. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold orange text that says “Will Shake Ass For Tequila” — a crazy mesh-back hat with hilarious sayings, perfect for parties, tequila lovers, and fans of funny hats for men with wild humor.

    Will Shake Ass For Tequila Hat

    Will Shake Ass For Tequila Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol” — a hilarious beer hat with mesh back, perfect for parties, bar crawls, and anyone who loves alcohol-themed humor and funny hats. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol” — a hilarious beer hat with mesh back, perfect for parties, bar crawls, and anyone who loves alcohol-themed humor and funny hats. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “I Don’t Need Fun To Have Alcohol” — a hilarious beer hat with mesh back, perfect for parties, bar crawls, and anyone who loves alcohol-themed humor and funny hats.

    I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Hat

    I Don't Need Fun To Have Alcohol Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt

    I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt

    I Would Dropkick A Child For A Coke Zero Sweatshirt

    From $37.99 USD
    From $37.99 USD
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  • Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “Mii Need A Beer” — a crazy mesh-back hat inspired by gaming humor and beer culture, perfect for parties, funny hat lovers, and hilarious sayings fans. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “Mii Need A Beer” — a crazy mesh-back hat inspired by gaming humor and beer culture, perfect for parties, funny hat lovers, and hilarious sayings fans. Funny drinking trucker hat for men with bold white text that says “Mii Need A Beer” — a crazy mesh-back hat inspired by gaming humor and beer culture, perfect for parties, funny hat lovers, and hilarious sayings fans.

    Mii Need A Beer Hat

    Mii Need A Beer Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • Crazy funny trucker hat for men with bold parody text styled like a soda logo that says “Diet Cunt” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat for fans of offensive humor, hilarious hat sayings, and unhinged party energy. Crazy funny trucker hat for men with bold parody text styled like a soda logo that says “Diet Cunt” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat for fans of offensive humor, hilarious hat sayings, and unhinged party energy. Crazy funny trucker hat for men with bold parody text styled like a soda logo that says “Diet Cunt” — an inappropriate mesh-back hat for fans of offensive humor, hilarious hat sayings, and unhinged party energy.

    Diet Cunt Hat

    Diet Cunt Hat

    $29.99 USD
    $29.99 USD
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  • "Funny 'Best Buckin Dad Ever' t-shirt featuring dad humor and hunting-themed design, perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and witty dads." "Funny 'Best Buckin Dad Ever' t-shirt featuring dad humor and hunting-themed design, perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and witty dads." "Funny 'Best Buckin Dad Ever' t-shirt featuring dad humor and hunting-themed design, perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and witty dads." "Funny 'Best Buckin Dad Ever' t-shirt featuring dad humor and hunting-themed design, perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and witty dads." "Funny 'Best Buckin Dad Ever' t-shirt featuring dad humor and hunting-themed design, perfect for outdoor enthusiasts and witty dads."

    AAA Best Buckin Dad Ever T Shirt

    AAA Best Buckin Dad Ever T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days." "Bold 'Sports Betting' sweatshirt, perfect for fans of gambling and betting culture. Ideal for casual wear and game days."

    Sports Betting Sweatshirt

    Sports Betting Sweatshirt

    From $37.99 USD
    From $37.99 USD
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  • "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties." "Playful 'Big Hotdog Guy' t-shirt, perfect for food lovers and fans of humor. Great for casual wear, BBQs, and parties."

    AAA Big Hotdog Guy T Shirt

    AAA Big Hotdog Guy T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers." "Bold 'I Love Talking Shit' t-shirt, perfect for fans of witty humor and bold statements. Great for casual wear and sarcasm lovers."

    AAA I Love Talking Shit T Shirt

    AAA I Love Talking Shit T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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  • "Lighthearted 'Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches' t-shirt, perfect for fans of quirky Western humor and playful designs. Ideal for casual wear and funny gifts." "Lighthearted 'Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches' t-shirt, perfect for fans of quirky Western humor and playful designs. Ideal for casual wear and funny gifts." "Lighthearted 'Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches' t-shirt, perfect for fans of quirky Western humor and playful designs. Ideal for casual wear and funny gifts." "Lighthearted 'Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches' t-shirt, perfect for fans of quirky Western humor and playful designs. Ideal for casual wear and funny gifts." "Lighthearted 'Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches' t-shirt, perfect for fans of quirky Western humor and playful designs. Ideal for casual wear and funny gifts."

    AAA Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches T Shirt

    AAA Even Cowboys Get Tummy Aches T Shirt

    $24.99 USD
    $24.99 USD
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